Sunday, February 25, 2007
Men, Sheesh!
I'm thinking of becoming a lesbian. My parents would kill me. Why are guys so stubborn. They don't ask for directions and they never need any help. What are men good for? They kill the bugs that drive us crazy. They can lift heavy things. They do the things you can't do. They have that extra "accessory" in the bedroom . . . They have a body you'll just love to touch. They have great muscular asses that look so hot in jeans (typing as I bite my nail). Well maybe I'll hold off on the lesbians for now. Damn I'm getting horny right now. When will he be back damn it!
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We're also good at scratching our arses in public places :)
Farting on cue is my specialty. First one is free but the next one I'll have to charge.
Yeah sooo many talents you men have....
Men look so sexy scratching their privates in public. They just don't care who's around.
you are by far the sexiest ass scratcher out there.
Mine never kills the bugs for me.
Sigh ...
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