Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Plastics

They smile in your face and stab you in the back.
They do charity work only because it makes them look good.
They wear the newest craziest clothes everyday.
People worship them.
People want to be them.
They stare in the mirror for hours wondering if they can get any thinner.
They put tons of make up on everyday.
They are always Daddy's Little Girl.
They were spoiled as a kid.
They can never do no wrong.
They will be voted at the top of every list in the year book.
They could get away with anything they want.
They will date the coolest guy in school and break his heart.
They will ruin people's lives forever just for 5 seconds of laughter.
They can make you do whatever they want you to do.
They don't eat at all.
They steal each other's boyfriends behind each others backs.
They lie and cheat.
They plan their future before they even hit puberty.
They plan on having 1 boy and 2 girls. One boy to be the pretty boy and 2 girls to be the princess.
When they get older, they'll try to be young forever.
They will look like a 16 year old trapped in a 80 year old body.
They will end up running the world!
And above all, they'll end up filthy rich by marrying a millionaire.

How do I know so much about The Plastics?
Sadly, I am one.
But I'm changing my ways.

So until then, SMILE (this is my new theme song. click on the first song)

2 comments:

ysfb said...

You are such a plastic. Barbie would be proud.

Beyond Me said...

barbie wants to be me.