Chicken Noodle Soup

I heard a song called Chicken Noodle Soup on the radio. What the hell? What's wrong with the music today? It used to be good.

I Feel Like A Beached Whale

Please roll me back out to sea.

I just ate a dozen donuts in one morning by myself. Cream filled! I hate donuts but today I couldn't stop eating them.

I was walking in the park the other day with my friends and this kid started laughing behind us. I always say, kids may laugh but something something something Johnny Depp. Well we turn around and look and see these kids pointing and laughing. The kid shouted, "That's a huge ass!" We didn't know who he was talking to, but of course it wasn't me. My ass is perfect. Squats every morning guarantees that. You can bounce a car off my ass. But back to the topic at hand. Kids are going to be kids and their is nothing we can do it about it, or is it. I saw a rock, and then I saw a necklace of a cross somebody dropped. I think it was somebody from heaven telling me that I shouldn't throw the rock. So I restrained myself. But I couldn't control my angry friend. She ran after them.

So that was my monthly like post. I'm banning myself from Dunkin Donuts for at least a day. :)

The Plastics

They smile in your face and stab you in the back.
They do charity work only because it makes them look good.
They wear the newest craziest clothes everyday.
People worship them.
People want to be them.
They stare in the mirror for hours wondering if they can get any thinner.
They put tons of make up on everyday.
They are always Daddy's Little Girl.
They were spoiled as a kid.
They can never do no wrong.
They will be voted at the top of every list in the year book.
They could get away with anything they want.
They will date the coolest guy in school and break his heart.
They will ruin people's lives forever just for 5 seconds of laughter.
They can make you do whatever they want you to do.
They don't eat at all.
They steal each other's boyfriends behind each others backs.
They lie and cheat.
They plan their future before they even hit puberty.
They plan on having 1 boy and 2 girls. One boy to be the pretty boy and 2 girls to be the princess.
When they get older, they'll try to be young forever.
They will look like a 16 year old trapped in a 80 year old body.
They will end up running the world!
And above all, they'll end up filthy rich by marrying a millionaire.

How do I know so much about The Plastics?
Sadly, I am one.
But I'm changing my ways.

So until then, SMILE (this is my new theme song. click on the first song)

November

I love this month. It's the time of the month where you see a lot of your family. You get to do your Christmas shopping early. The leaves turn brown and you feel like you can run for miles in the leaves and play. Those are my crazy days when nobody is around to watch me days. I used to rake the leaves with my daddy the day of Thanksgiving until dinner was ready. When we finished eating, we would roast marshmallows and play games for hours. I'm such a dork.