My Bastard Boyfriend and His Clone

I took my boyfriend to my parents house for this past weekend. Things were normal for the time we were there but things always seem to go bad when my brother and boyfriend are together.

Here's the story from how I hear it. My little brother is a very annoying kid but my boyfriend always gets along with him and always hangs out with my boyfriend as if they are best friends when he is here. This past weekend I had to leave early from my parents house for an emergency which is handled now but my boyfriend and my brother were having a good old time and my brother volunteered to take him back home the next day. That never happenend. In fact, my boyfriend is still there!

They both went to this party and got wasted. What I hear is that my brother was talking to a girl who was dating this guy and the guy found out and started threatening my brother. My boyfriend heard this and tried to stop the fight from starting and ended up getting punched in the face. My brother then grabbed a chair and slammed it on the guy's face. Then all hell broke loose. My boyfriend got back up and just starting beating the shit out of this guy that punched him. Now everybody is fighting. The fight ended with the cops coming in and arresting everybody there who refused to cooperate. Guess who were the few to refuse?

So my brother was at the local jail talking to police officers somewhat intoxicated, oh I forgot to mention. My brother is also underage so he was drunk and a minor at the same time. My boyfriend was at the hospital to fix his broken nose too drunk to remember anything. Getting this call from my parents was a great start to my Monday.

My brother is back at home and my boyfriend is still with at my house still a little dizzy, but I think he's afraid to come back home because he's afraid I might still be pissed off at this whole situation. What gave him that idea! So no word on him coming back today but most likely he'll be back some time this weekend since school starts back again soon. And to top it all off, my family and my boyfriend are totally o.k. about it? They are all getting along as if this never happened. They are all having fun! What the hell is going on down there!

I refuse to go back home to pick him up because I know that I will start an argument and end up looking like a total ass in front of everybody so when he's ready to come back, I'll be here, oh I will so be here waiting for him. But I'm calm. Boys will be boys. I've talked to both my boyfriend and brother about what happened and my boyfriend says that he didn't see my brother drinking and my brother tells me he only had one beer. I hate acting like I'm the parent when asking these questions but I swear, if I ever have boys for children, I'm going to have "the talk" with them long before they're teenagers.